i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I love having hate sex.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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