god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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