do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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