Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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