I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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