He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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