And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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