Dual....:-)
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Shame - the story of my life.
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