just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
there is puke in my bra ... again
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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