fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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