i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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