Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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