I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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