I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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