Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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