What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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