Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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