I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We talked him into tasing himself.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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