I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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