Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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