I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
