Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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