people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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