i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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