We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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