hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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