their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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