3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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