theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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