I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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