party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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