Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
