I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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