i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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