yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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