I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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