doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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