Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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