yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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