Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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