it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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