We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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