We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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