so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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