Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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