I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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