it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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