Christians are straight up FREAKS
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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