I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When are your genitals available?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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