So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
