That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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