Ambien. No doubt about it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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