you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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