look no pants
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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